Now once apon a time there was a roumor of a hybrid between a donkey and lobster.But when all was said and done all agreed that would be sick,am i right?The donkster of the Deep.And the fishermen at the ol' warf would offer a high bounty for this disgrace torwards nature.And so a young boy and his band found him and they solved mysterys in the 1960s untill those medaling kids found a dog thats on crack so it laughs diffrent than us an everyone objected it except for a small boy who brought him to his space ship and the donkster said HEHAW*clickclick* and when he touched the boys finger and cut it off and it got infected so he died and was reincarnated into a beautiful butlerfly that was never suspected for the thousands of crimes including vandalizm,arson and of course murder(noone ever suspects butlers OR butterflies but that was another story...) and the ship went off course and headed for italy and he joined the mafia and he disobeyed the mafia(aka mario) and was taken down and shipped to louisiana.He was karate chopped by hongkong fooey.The lobster was taken too a cashun resturaunt to be eaten by mario and luigi as they laughed eating him.The donkey got into stocks trading and was fired 2 seconds after he got the job.He was sold off to the girl scout troop in sugar land and used for selling girl scout cookies by psycologicaly driving customers insane.One day they were selling cookies to the mafia and he got recognized and was PWND for all and eternity.FIN.

If this story didnt do SOMETHING to you then you have no sense in humor watsoever.Now today

At lunch Me and Carolyn couldnt stop laughing cause i did something funny with robs lunchbox.Lucia kept us after class(AGAIN) and i got schooled at church.Have you ever been jumped by pastors?Very weird...