Now once apon a time there was a roumor of a hybrid between a donkey and lobster.But when all was said and done all agreed that would be sick,am i right?The donkster of the Deep.And the fishermen at the ol' warf would offer a high bounty for this disgrace torwards nature.And so a young boy and his band found him and they solved mysterys in the 1960s untill those medaling kids found a dog thats on crack so it laughs diffrent than us an everyone objected it except for a small boy who brought him to his space ship and the donkster said HEHAW*clickclick* and when he touched the boys finger and cut it off and it got infected so he died and was reincarnated into a beautiful butlerfly that was never suspected for the thousands of crimes including vandalizm,arson and of course murder(noone ever suspects butlers OR butterflies but that was another story...) and the ship went off course and headed for italy and he joined the mafia and he disobeyed the mafia(aka mario) and was taken down and shipped to louisiana.He was karate chopped by hongkong fooey.The lobster was taken too a cashun resturaunt to be eaten by mario and luigi as they laughed eating him.The donkey got into stocks trading and was fired 2 seconds after he got the job.He was sold off to the girl scout troop in sugar land and used for selling girl scout cookies by psycologicaly driving customers insane.One day they were selling cookies to the mafia and he got recognized and was PWND for all and eternity.FIN.

If this story didnt do SOMETHING to you then you have no sense in humor watsoever.Now today

At lunch Me and Carolyn couldnt stop laughing cause i did something funny with robs lunchbox.Lucia kept us after class(AGAIN) and i got schooled at church.Have you ever been jumped by pastors?Very weird...

I was gonna put this up yeterday but forgot.

I ended up spending the night at patricks.It was cool.We rented cowboy bebop 1 and neon genesis evangaleon 1 but only saw a little of em cause patricks dvd player was being stupid.Oh,and i read DNangel 7.IT SUCKED!The 8th one better be...better...So instead we watched the simpsons,family guy(its back!YAY!)and American dad(meh).We saw robots today,and it was a totla dissapointment!The graphics were good but geez!

Okay heres the the list of stuff im now borrowing in 3D!(just stare at the list without blinking for about an hour and itll be 3D!...oh,and if your eyes get permanently damaged,dont file charges on me.)

Im borowing from...

• Patrick the Spiderman 2 CD
• Steven Reanimation
• Trey a modest mouse CD

Wow is that really it?I thought there were more...

Still an error in my AIM.How sad...

3 MORE WEEKS!FINALLY!8th grade was too long....

You know whats annoying?When posers say theyve been listening to a band thats coo now forever when they only like the new stuff.I was a fan of switchfoot since 2001 and green day since 2003 and many other bands!YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,POSERS!I dont mind yall that like the new stuff.Some of its okay,but please stop saying youve been a fan forever when you havent.

#1 from the right looks pretty suspiciousBut it cant be #3.I mean,look how happy he is!

Well i thought i had more to say but i dont so yeah.

I need to borrow some stuff.No,not steal,borrow.For your convienience,heres how to say steal in diffrent languages!

Pig Latin - I eal-ste your ap-cre

Greman - Is mine now!

British - I say ill be staling your possesions belonging to yourself.Cherio

Austrailian - Gday,mate!A wallabe just ran of with your boomerang!There she goes!

Spanish - YO FOO IM JACKIN YO F***ING STUFF,B****!D*** ILL KILL YOU IF YOU SQUEAL,YA F***IN A**HOLE!

English - YOINK!

(This wasnt made to alarm,confuze or get you mad at me.It was made to fight off boredom and make you smile.)

Also does anyone have linkin park meteora and can i borrow it?PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEZUH?!?

AIM still wont work for meh...

Its now day 144(not really,more like 2)of me making a Manga!!Thingss have been going along smoothly exept for 1 minor flaw...i...havent made it yet...But,it will start eventually when im reallyreally bored.

Heres a pic that should make you laugh

SESAME STREET GANGSTAS!And since i enjoy making people laugh,ill put funny pics up every entry!

Havent posted imn a while.Yall mustve thought i  was dead.

Yesterday was fun!Long,but fun!So ill split it into 3 things!!!!!

Feild Day was fun!In the movies i talked with my friends and listen to music.Lunch was totally insane!And during feild day at MM good me and Greg totally screwed up so oh well!I got m&ms,right?

Record of people walking!The lucky number 13!First to go was molly,carolyn,katheryn and constance.Linda found sticks to poke us with!We got to the club and i went with kelley and merideth to bring merideth to her house.Me and Kelley were thirsty and hoping alex would let us get water at his house but DIDNT!So we got some at meh house.Then we went to R and Ks house.And yes Kelley,you DO have bad music on your ipod!Nsync,backstreet boys,Britney Spears...lol j/k there were some ok songs.Kelleys mom gave me a ride home

The play was so weird.Well first i got there on my bike in 5 miniutes flat!It was me,kelly,rachel,carolyn,katheryn and molly(why am i always the only guy!?!)Well there were "technical difficulties",the ompa loompas were tall,willie wanka was short,and charlies grampa was indian!Weird...After kelly,rachel,carolyn and katheryn and molly bullied me!They stole meh bike and a buncha other stuff.ITS HALLOWEEN ALL OVER AGAIN*inside joke!*I rode my bike home and,thats right,my bike flipped and i fell!It never fails!I always get hurt after hanging out with my friends!*sigh*

Rob just called.Looks like im goin to a bday party!YAY!Wonder wat ill get him...

Hey guess what?First of all if you said what then you have 60 seconds to get rid of that word!!!!!!!!!!Second of all today at school someone said they thought i was a really funny person*im flattered!*and that i should do stand up!Woah!Im glad you think im funny but theres more to stand up than jokes!Theres your preformance for 1 thing and i dont like being on stage!ITS SCARY!Do you all think id be good at it?

Nick Z was being a dumb-ass today(sorry nick,i had to say it).He was making a big deal about a part of a quiz i took and when me,rob and alex were messing around,he through robs lunchbox in the trash!Geez,i can understand if he was mad,but whats up with that?Holy crap.Well after school I got to drive in the Church parking lot!It was so awesome!Cant wait till im 16,when i can really drive!When i got home i played DDR for an hour and got As all over the place!Hope Rob has another DDR party.and,as a quick...little...note.........I MISSED THE BUZZFEST!NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Did anyone go?I think Trey did but he wasnt here today so i didnt get to ask.CRAP!oh well,at least theres only  6 more months till the next one.*sigh* 

And i started reading my horoscope,so im gonna put it at the end of the entries from now on.

Aries

Quickie:
Some subterranean emotions may slow you down. Figure out what they are to get moving.

Overview:
You've got the fever -- big time. You want out, you don't want to be alone and you want beautiful surroundings. Choose someone who's just as appealing to go for the ride.

   - Spider